While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Looking for Nick Stahl, I Was Digging Up Some News

Actually that it a lie. I was truthfully looking for Nick Stahl too. Seriously… how does a celebrity become “missing”? Anyways…. this weekend was popping with news. Popping I tell you! Did you know that Obama knows a lot about the Kardashians? That is my kinda president. He has knowledge a bit of everywhere.   [...]

While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Laying in a Gutter, I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend I became one…. with the TV. We got immensely close. I was glad to get back in the saddle with my ole buddy. Everyone knows the best source of news is through TV. Duh! Over this weekend, I am sure some important stuff happened. Something like Octomom is attempting porn…. oh excuse me…. [...]

While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/ Throwing Up I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend… I read.  And I don’t mean looked at comic books. I read some interesting stuff and I thought … use this in a blog enlighten the masses that were too busy living during the weekend. Wait… I did go balls to the wall at K-Mart over kids clothing. Oh yea…. gangsta!! I am [...]

If There Is One Thing You Learn Today Let It Be This (#StopKony)

Last night I put my kids to bed. I put them in their special pajamas. I tucked them in. I ran my fingers over their hair and their faces as I talked to them about what we are doing tomorrow. I kissed them goodnight. They smiled and closed their eyes and drifted off to sleep. [...]

Wacky Wednesday – Vermin Supreme for Prez!!!

With a name like Vermin Supreme, how can you not vote for him?? He has a plan!! Ponies for everyone! He is creating a secret dental police!! We all need to donate a kidney!! Zombies will be used for power source! And he wears a boot on his head!! Genius?? I say yes!!

Tebowing or Teboning: What Happened??

People have been talking about Tim Tebow a lot especially during his football games. In case you don’t know, Tim Tebow is the quarter back for the Denver Broncos. Tebow is one hell of a player and he is one handsome guy. I always thought so!! Well, it’s also known that Tim Tebow is a [...]

Wordless Wednesday-Occupy This!!

Why the hell do I even call it Wordless Wednesday?? I still put words in it! Always!!! I just cannot stay quiet!!! Mother of God!! One of the most popular things going on is the Occupy something or something … I really have no idea. What I know or have been informed is that there [...]

Wwwwellllccccommmeeee to the GREATEST Show in the Southern California Area!!!!

Goooooooooood Morning!!!! Are you ready????? What were you and your children doing Saturday morning? Probably you all were hung over from Friday night! Huh? Huh? While you were being lazy, somewhere sometime (technically the greater Southern California area at about 11:45am) this marching band was kicking ass and taking names. Feast your eyes on this [...]

Wordless Wednesday- I Found my Religion

If you guys aren’t watching and believein’ in the Lord-a, you will go to HELL!! Can I get an Amen?!?!? Repent you sinners!!! I have found my savior!! Ok I was just kidding about the whole going to hell thing. We all know I have not one but two condos in hell! Isn’t this so [...]

Revisiting the Smart Car…. That Still Sucks.

Over the weekend I ran to the store and as I was walking in I saw parked up front a smart car. Awwwwwww am I right?? However, I got angry! My Tahoe could have used that space!!! Notice how the smart car is this tiny thing in this space!!! You could fit five Smart cars [...]