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Wordless Wednesday ….kinda

The other day the neighbor behind us came over and asked if we could please turn off our back light. He was using his telescope and the light was interfering or bothering him. No biggie… we turned it off. We barely know each other but he wasn’t a jerk about it. So we complied and [...]

While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Laying in a Gutter, I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend I became one…. with the TV. We got immensely close. I was glad to get back in the saddle with my ole buddy. Everyone knows the best source of news is through TV. Duh! Over this weekend, I am sure some important stuff happened. Something like Octomom is attempting porn…. oh excuse me…. [...]

Wordless Wednesday- I Wish My Grandma Was This Crazy

Wordless Wednesday- An Uplifting Story

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

This list was not created by… sadly… but I discovered it… so that means something right. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” [...]

While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/ Throwing Up I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend… I read.  And I don’t mean looked at comic books. I read some interesting stuff and I thought … use this in a blog enlighten the masses that were too busy living during the weekend. Wait… I did go balls to the wall at K-Mart over kids clothing. Oh yea…. gangsta!! I am [...]

Waking Up to Ex-Rated Emails

Yesterday I got an email…. a very weird one…. Hello there How are you doing? I enjoy most of your profile. Are you interested to check my personal pictures? Message me at xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com and i’ll reply back with my private photographs. Ok it sounds like any regular spam. But this chick included a photo. A [...]

Thursday Movie Review-Change the Name to Almost Scary

Lately I have been watching a lot of movies. I am trying to catch up on all the ones I have missed. I been working hard on developing the perfect queue in my Netflix account.  Its hard work but someone has to do it. This week I saw the movie Devil. First I have to [...]

This Just In: Mondays are More Depressing than We Thought

I cursed the day this morning. As soon as I heard the alarm, I heard the most horrible livid words come spewing out of my mouth. Me? The Saint. I know right? I am just as surprised as you. Mother fucking Monday ruining my day. Mondays make it hard for a me to smile. In [...]

Dear Word Press

Dear WordPress, Who do my friends gotta nail in order to get me Freshly Pressed, man? I followed all your rules about Tags, Categories. I am putting myself out there. Twitter is pimping me. I can’t be any more pimped!! The STD’s need to pus up and heal!!! I say, Word Press, start in alphabetical [...]

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