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Wordless Wednesday ….kinda

The other day the neighbor behind us came over and asked if we could please turn off our back light. He was using his telescope and the light was interfering or bothering him. No biggie… we turned it off. We barely know each other but he wasn’t a jerk about it. So we complied and [...]

While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Looking for Nick Stahl, I Was Digging Up Some News

Actually that it a lie. I was truthfully looking for Nick Stahl too. Seriously… how does a celebrity become “missing”? Anyways…. this weekend was popping with news. Popping I tell you! Did you know that Obama knows a lot about the Kardashians? That is my kinda president. He has knowledge a bit of everywhere.   [...]

Google: You Crazy Wanker

Somehow …. seriously …  I am hitting crazy amounts of hits lately. Why the sudden interest in my blog people? There must be nothing for you to do anymore. This was confirmed by my  readers’ Google searches. Weird, weird ass people. For instance, I have several searches like this: i don’t want to live on [...]

While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Laying in a Gutter, I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend I became one…. with the TV. We got immensely close. I was glad to get back in the saddle with my ole buddy. Everyone knows the best source of news is through TV. Duh! Over this weekend, I am sure some important stuff happened. Something like Octomom is attempting porn…. oh excuse me…. [...]

How To Be Really Annoying At Work

I, MarinaSleeps, have tested the boundaries and limits of my co-workers. I almost led them to going postal… on me. YeahI did that! I got on people’s’ nerves! And you can do it to. Just follow my free easy steps and I will assure you that you will be on your way to being the [...]

Thursday Movie Review-Getting Old School

Just so happens that last night on TV was a movie that I really love. I must have first saw it as a kid and it was like a fairytale movie for me and so I attempted to share the joy of this movie with my kids. Made in the late 80′s, Andrew McCarthy plays [...]

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

This list was not created by… sadly… but I discovered it… so that means something right. HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” [...]

While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/ Throwing Up I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend… I read.  And I don’t mean looked at comic books. I read some interesting stuff and I thought … use this in a blog enlighten the masses that were too busy living during the weekend. Wait… I did go balls to the wall at K-Mart over kids clothing. Oh yea…. gangsta!! I am [...]

Drugs Rock…. Let Me Show You Why

I like to drink… we all like to drink… but there are some people… WHO SHOULDN’T DRINK. Wait no I take that back… people should drink. It’s drugs people shouldn’t do. Unless!!! Unless someone videotapes them doing some crazy stuff. Then its all gravy. Cause laughing is good for us even at the expense of [...]

This Just In: Mondays are More Depressing than We Thought

I cursed the day this morning. As soon as I heard the alarm, I heard the most horrible livid words come spewing out of my mouth. Me? The Saint. I know right? I am just as surprised as you. Mother fucking Monday ruining my day. Mondays make it hard for a me to smile. In [...]

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