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While You Were Partying/Getting Hammered/Laying in a Gutter, I Was Digging Up Some News

This weekend I became one…. with the TV. We got immensely close. I was glad to get back in the saddle with my ole buddy. Everyone knows the best source of news is through TV. Duh! Over this weekend, I am sure some important stuff happened. Something like Octomom is attempting porn…. oh excuse me…. [...]

Wordless Wednesday: I Don’t Want to Live On This Planet Anymore

Thanks to James Cameron (seriously James stop!!) we get to have Titanic be re-released in 3D!! Uhhhhh… yay?? Wow…. I can think of a billion things off the top of my head that I would rather do then see Titanic. Again! 1. Cut my toe nails 2.  Super glue my self to vagina 3. Organize [...]

Thursday Movie Review-Change the Name to Almost Scary

Lately I have been watching a lot of movies. I am trying to catch up on all the ones I have missed. I been working hard on developing the perfect queue in my Netflix account.  Its hard work but someone has to do it. This week I saw the movie Devil. First I have to [...]

The Greatest Trilogy According To Me

Over the weekend, I was able to re-watch some movies that I liked in the past. Oldies but awesome goodies! If you haven’t seen this trilogy I could slap you. Come visit me in Texas for that slap in the face!! Besides the fact that there are zombies, this movie is all about girl power. [...]

Thursday Movie Review-Sadly There’s No Snoochies Bootchies

Last night was another shitty television night. So I got on the good ole Netflick and decided on the movie Bitten. Jason Mewes plays Jack who plays a paramedic. As the story begins, he just got out a relationship that ended badly. His personal life is depressing him bad. Not only that but he works [...]

Wacky Wednesday – Vermin Supreme for Prez!!!

With a name like Vermin Supreme, how can you not vote for him?? He has a plan!! Ponies for everyone! He is creating a secret dental police!! We all need to donate a kidney!! Zombies will be used for power source! And he wears a boot on his head!! Genius?? I say yes!!

Shitting In Your Pants is Not An Option

Remember in the movie Zombieland how the main character “Columbus” had a set of rules when the Zombie apocalypse hit America? I do. Little did this little gem of a movie know that you don’t need a zombie apocalypse to put these rules into action. For instance, rule number 1 is cardio. How essential is [...]

Winter; How I loathe you?!?

Yes! You know what I was doing at 6am in the mornin? Scraping damn ice off my Tahoe. I did it with a cigarette box I found on the floor. I mean who keeps cardboard around or anything for scrapping windows? Who?!?!? I was going to turn on my froster  but my door wouldn’t open. [...]

Wordless Wednesday- I Found my Religion

If you guys aren’t watching and believein’ in the Lord-a, you will go to HELL!! Can I get an Amen?!?!? Repent you sinners!!! I have found my savior!! Ok I was just kidding about the whole going to hell thing. We all know I have not one but two condos in hell! Isn’t this so [...]

Thursday Show Review- I Finally Jumped on the Zombie Bandwagon

Wait wait, I know how this might seem. Zombie bandwagon?? You mean to tell us Marina, you don’t like zombies?? On the contrary my dear Watsons, I love zombies. Zombies are sooooo bad ass. Slow but super bad ass. And I have seen every movie about zombies. 28 Days Later,Zombieland, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun [...]

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