Becoming an Alcoholic at Wal-Mart

This weekend I was determined to live up to my New Year’s resolution to start drinking. I also developed this plan to try something new every week and blog about it. So I downloaded this app that gives names of cocktail drinks, mixed drinks and instructions on how to make them. This way I will [...]

Undecided on What to Give Up For Lent?

I wish I could party for Mardi Gras. That way I could have a sure-fire excuse for Lent. I will never drink again!! But who am I kidding… I don’t ever do lent. Ever. I think you have to be Catholic right? Yea…. that’s so not me. However I do realize that a lot my [...]

Traffic- A Post About Whatever

Every morning as I get onto Interstate 10 to make my 40 minute commute to the other side of town I must deal with horrific traffic. It’s always bumper to bumper. And for some reason, there are always areas that are the worse. Everyone seems to go to extremely slow in certain parts. And then [...]

New Year Resolutions With More Scars, Nudity, and Hopefully making friends at AA!!!

That was last year….and I totally rocked it out!! Like totally. Sadly I don’t have any tattoos or piercings or scars to commemorate this past year. Fuck I should have thought of that before Sunday!! I could have lit my self on fire or something. I did have a couple of close calls while making [...]

Musical Revolution- Friday is Forever or until Midnight

It’s true I love me some music. I love it so much I will I could make sweet sweet love to it…. but then I think if I am making love to music what will be listening to while me spank it? My husband? Yeah, I guess I haven’t worked that out to much. I [...]

Musical Revolution- Happy Metal Day!!!

  I don’t know if you know this but today is Metal Day. Noooo, not cause I donned it that way. If that was so, there would be a Slip n Slide day, a feed Marina pizza day, and so on. No my friends, this movement was donned VH1 Classic where all day its nothing [...]

Musical Revolution- I Love Old Rock!!!

Welcome to this week’s edition of the Music Revolution. I am in a rock/ hippie, Acid dropping mood. Why?? Because its Friday!! And that means I can sleep past 8 am tomorrow!! Fuck I can sleep past 6!!! Note to self: Google acid side effects. It’s time I treat you all to some sampling of [...]

Thursday Movie Review: Bridesmaid Good but Where Was the Tiger?

So yesterday I saw Bridesmaids. I have been waiting to see this movie like nobody’s business! (Ok it’s clear that I need to work on my analogies) I loved The Hangover and I was under the assumption that this was the girl version. I was totally excited and I wanted to see woman tear it [...]

Interesting….. I Have A Chance to Get Fired!!

First off, as soon as my husband goes back to actual work I will start the Thursday Movie Review. Til then its a battle of remote control power.   I really don’t have anything to write about today. The only that seems remotely interesting is that my boss called me really early in the morning [...]

Velvet Bunny and I….

I will soon blog about my recent vacation as soon as I get the pics off the damn camera…. Till then here is a conversation between and my sexy ass buddy Velvet Bunny. She may have been drunk or her regular self. Its kinda hard to tell sometimes. I was definitely drunk.  VS VB: So [...]