The Best Present In The World (my kids are so jealous!!)

The year was 1995. I was about to turn to 10 years old.  I was flying high…. on life people… stay with me!!! I had just learned that my local radio station would be giving out the newly released VHS copy of the Lion King. You guys at the time… I was obsessed with the [...]

Thursday Review Movie- Finding The Holy Grail

I have to say right off the bat that I loved the movie I saw last night. Have you seen The Fisher King? If you haven’t you need to see this movie!! If you have, I am totally pist off at you for not telling me about this movie. How could I have ever missed [...]

I Just Got Tagged…. Grrrrrreeeaaaaaatttttttttt

  I was unexpectedly tagged. So I don’t know if I should run after someone or wait my impending death with a meat grinder.   I am like totally gay cause I like doing things like this. So let’s get this thing started so you can figure what the hell I am talking about. I [...]

It’s All About Me Me Me!!!!

Guess what bitches???!!! Just playing.. I should never have called you a bitch. Its wrong, degrading, and  a futile attempt to sound cool and hip. Truth is I don’t have to get all Bad Girls Club/Jersey Shore on you. Plus some of you readers are dudes and that just doesn’t make any sense unless we [...]

New Year Resolutions With More Scars, Nudity, and Hopefully making friends at AA!!!

That was last year….and I totally rocked it out!! Like totally. Sadly I don’t have any tattoos or piercings or scars to commemorate this past year. Fuck I should have thought of that before Sunday!! I could have lit my self on fire or something. I did have a couple of close calls while making [...]

Truth Is … I Don’t Know What the Truth Is

Besides the wonderful day of Thanksgiving, my sister’s wedding was also this past week. How many times have I mentioned that here? None. I know I haven’t mentioned it on here at all. I really don’t know why. Maybe it was to NOT deal with it and NOT think about it. Because the very thought [...]

Wwwwellllccccommmeeee to the GREATEST Show in the Southern California Area!!!!

Goooooooooood Morning!!!! Are you ready????? What were you and your children doing Saturday morning? Probably you all were hung over from Friday night! Huh? Huh? While you were being lazy, somewhere sometime (technically the greater Southern California area at about 11:45am) this marching band was kicking ass and taking names. Feast your eyes on this [...]

Behind the Behind: Interview With “The Pkitass”

Most of all know each other or are familiar with each other through our blogs and on Twitter. However, I wanted to go deeper and find some true, hard-hitting facts with many of my cherished blogger/Twitter friends.  I wanted you to all to meet and understand these complex but wonderful people of the social media [...]

Thursday Movie Review: Bridesmaid Good but Where Was the Tiger?

So yesterday I saw Bridesmaids. I have been waiting to see this movie like nobody’s business! (Ok it’s clear that I need to work on my analogies) I loved The Hangover and I was under the assumption that this was the girl version. I was totally excited and I wanted to see woman tear it [...]

Velvet Bunny and I….

I will soon blog about my recent vacation as soon as I get the pics off the damn camera…. Till then here is a conversation between and my sexy ass buddy Velvet Bunny. She may have been drunk or her regular self. Its kinda hard to tell sometimes. I was definitely drunk.  VS VB: So [...]