Someone has noticed me! It’s all about me me me me me me … for five minutes anyways.
I always wanted a Oprah minute. You know, you have guests on your show to talk about them but in the end you are constantly one-upping them or talking about yourself. Poor guests … they are probably thinking,”Why the fuck did I come on here? Oh that’s right, everyone and their mama watches Oprah.”
So I won this awesome colorful and right up my alley award.
Now I gotta play the humble card … I shall do it with tears.
“Thank you. Thank you. I was totally not expecting this (yeah right cause this shit was a set up by meeee!). What can I say? I love you all. My fans are the greatest… all 13 of you. You are the reason I am here. I wanna thank God … she totally rocks. Except I don’t get the monthly visit from Mother Nature thing. That’s one sick bitch. I want to thank my kids, my hubby. Your support is what drives me to be a crazy ass woman for all the internet to see! I wanna thank all my bloggers friends who have nurtured and fertilized this seed. I am your baby! Your baby! But most of all, I wanna thank the Soapbox. She agreed under gun point that I deserved this award. Plus I told her that if she didn’t give me this award … I would steal all her toilet paper. And eat her chickens. She thinks she is hungry?!?! HA! She is a very good listener!
Just one rule people: Do not touch me! You are all dirty! No touchy! No touchy!
Now to accept this award, the deal is I gotta say three things I love about myself. So here it goes:
1. I love my misshapen head. It’s like a map of my life and all my retarded injuries.
2. I love that I am so positive its annoying.
3. I love that I don’t give a shit about what people think. I am gonna do me!
Now I need to post a picture that I love. My kids love family. They love friends. This picture is where they just met some cousins and ever since then that’s all they talk about.
The last requirement of receiving this award is to award 5 other people with this award. So holla back to my homies: Here is your Cherry on Top Award.
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So again, kisses and hugs! I am off being who I was born to be! A ch ch ch cherry bomb!